Myss Lyss has died today from overdose of, what doctors are sure, school prescribed by mother. She is survived by cruel taskmasters, her very dear goat Lily, her childhood stuffed animal Lion (which, btw is *gasp* a lion!), her superhero sidekicks (jumping junipers, batman! she just called them sideskicks!), and various sobbing ISLASers. Her funeral will be every day of the week. Her lawer is still trying to read through her will but, he says, she had inharited her fathers bad handwriting.

Her dying wish was "harsher punishment for parole violators, Stan."

Oh yes, and "world peace".



Don't pet a burning dog.


Protection. Peace. No cobwebs.